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　　近年來(lái),冷笑話作為一種新興的語(yǔ)言現(xiàn)象在網(wǎng)絡(luò)、雜志上十分盛行。小編精心收集了爆笑的英語(yǔ)笑話大全帶翻譯，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!

　　爆笑的英語(yǔ)笑話大全帶翻譯：還沒(méi)那么急

　　Looking very unhappy, a poor man entered a doctor’s consulting-room. “Doctor,” he said, “you must help me. I swallowed a penny about a month ago.” “Good heavens, man!” said the doctor. “Why have you waited so long? Why don’t you come to me on the day you swallowed it?” “To tell you the truth, Doctor,” the poor man replied, “I didn’t need the money so badly then.”

　　一個(gè)看起來(lái)很難受的窮人走進(jìn)大夫的診室。“大夫!” 他說(shuō)，“幫幫我!一個(gè)月前我吞了一分硬幣!” “天哪，” 大夫說(shuō)，“ 早干嘛去了?你當(dāng)時(shí)怎么不來(lái)看?” “實(shí)話告訴您吧，大夫，”窮人說(shuō)，“我當(dāng)時(shí)還不缺錢!”

　　爆笑的英語(yǔ)笑話大全帶翻譯：老夫妻吵嘴

　　A couple of codgers got into a quarrel and came before the local magistrate. The loser,turning to his opponent in a combative frame of mind, cried: "I"ll law you to the CircuitCourt."

　　一對(duì)性情乖僻的老夫妻發(fā)生了爭(zhēng)吵，一直鬧到地方法官那里。敗訴的一方以一種臨戰(zhàn)的姿態(tài)沖著對(duì)方嚷道：

　　“我要到巡回法庭去告你。”

　　"I"m willing," said the other.

　　“愿意奉陪。”另一個(gè)說(shuō)。

　　"I"ll law you to the Supreme Court."

　　“我要到最高法院去告你。”

　　"I"ll be there."

　　“我也陪你。”

　　"And I"ll law the hell!"

　　“我還要到地獄去告你。”

　　"My attorney will be there," was the calm reply.

　　“我的代理人會(huì)奉陪的。”對(duì)方平靜的說(shuō)。

　　爆笑的英語(yǔ)笑話大全帶翻譯：Millionaire

　　百萬(wàn)富翁

　　CEO: "My wife made a millionaire out of me."

　　主管：我妻子使我成為百萬(wàn)富翁。

　　Assistant: "What were you before?"

　　助手：以前你是什么?

　　CEO: "a multimillionaire."

　　主管：千萬(wàn)富翁。

　　爆笑的英語(yǔ)笑話大全帶翻譯：又一個(gè)引擎出了故障

　　A Boeing 747 was flying in the night sky of the Pacific Ocean. The captain got on the loudspeaker:" Travellers, one of our engines was out of order , therefore we’ll arrive in Tokyo anhour late ."

　　一架波音747飛行在太平洋的夜空，喇叭里傳來(lái)機(jī)長(zhǎng)的聲音：“旅客們，我們的一個(gè)引擎壞了，因此我們將晚到達(dá)東京一個(gè)小時(shí)。”

　　After a short while, the trumpet rang out again:" Everybody, the second one of our fourengines went wrong, we will reach Tokyo late three hours as a result." At this time, thepassengers started disturbance.

　　過(guò)了一會(huì)兒，喇叭再次響起：“諸位，我們四個(gè)引擎中又壞了一個(gè)引擎，為此我們將晚到三個(gè)小時(shí)。”這時(shí)，乘客開始騷動(dòng)。

　　Someone said:" In case another engine is down again , we’ll be up here all night." Moreover, achap got to shouting unendurably:" I do not choose to take your awful airplane any longer, letme get off quickly."

　　有人說(shuō)：“萬(wàn)一再壞一個(gè)，我們得呆在天上一整夜了。”還有已經(jīng)受不了的，大叫：“我再也不坐你們的破飛機(jī)了，快讓我下去。”